catholic humor

i was raised catholic and while watching STAR WARS when Yoda says
" may the force be with you "
I always want to say
"and also with you "
Isnt that FUNNY!!!!

no I thought he same thing
but I forgot about it until now
thanks it is so funny
you would have to be one to know and feel what you are talking about..
can you imagine in church with the Monsignor speaking and you accidentally say..may the force be with you, and also with you...
the whole Church would go completely quiet..'


smile
good luck

2006-07-13 21:28:00 by Demonica

www.loyolapress.com Part 1 of 3- Fr. James Martin describes how Catholic saints can encourage humor and foster laughter. ... saints catholic humor ...

Book source:

"Growing Up Catholic" by Jane Meara, Jeffrey Stone, Maureen Kelly, Richard Davis.

(c) 1984 Doubleday

http://www.amazon.com/Growing-Catholic-M ary-Frances-Cavolina/dp/0767905970

I have this book- and volume 2

It is a funny collection of stories about what it is like to grow up Catholic....my convert husband never saw the humor in it until we started having children- who go to Catholic school....NOW he gets it!

It's just a cute saying.

2007-09-18 18:52:44 by PaulyDragon

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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

I love it! Star for you!

2007-08-30 13:55:25 by Fat Bastard

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read:
PASTOR'S A*SS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A*SS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST A*SS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS A*SS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The bishop was buried the next day.


Now there is a moral.. Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.. And even shorten your life. So.. be yourself and enjoy life.. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll
be a lot happier and live longer!

I love the stories w/ morals. This one was priceless! I'm a Christian, but I have little respect for the rigid, by-the-book types of religious leaders -- that's why I like this one so much, I guess. Have a star.

2007-10-08 04:26:27 by Derby

A priest and a rabbi are standing by the sidewalk one day when a young boy walks by. The priest whispers conspiratorily to the rabbi, " Lets take that little boy inside and fu## him". The rabbi says " Sure", then stops himself, looks at the rabbi with a puzzeled expression and says " Fu## him out of what?"

Funny

2006-08-21 02:02:15 by dartcatcher